The Desperate Pixel Lives

The Reed Legacy 3.2

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 09:19:06 GMT

Last time: Loreza moved out because Edric and Lindsay kept having babies! First the twins: Arianne and Trystane, then Elia. We left off as we approached a TRIPLE BIRTHDAY!

Arianne is SUPER excited about being able to feed herself!

I dress all my boy/girl twins alike.

Ta-da! You will notice Lindsay has moved from the background, because (once again) she was all "FUCK THIS BIRTHDAY SHIT!"

Now, for your viewing pleasure: The Wave

Trys: I shared a womb with that?!

Arianne is the first Sim Kid I've had to show off. I love her instantly.
Trystane hopes she falls on her head.

Fail, Arianne, Fail.

Arianne: When the hell did he exist?

Arianne: Aliens are the coolest!
Trys: Aliens can suck the big one!

Arianne: OMG YOu're my brother! HUGZ!
Trys: GTFO!
I think he is still bitter because everyone loves Arianne best.

Good Job, Lindsay! You in fact did NOT marry Quentyn! You should get a prize for that ASTONISHING revelation!

Brain development is over rated anyway.

Trust me, she is yours.

Pre-makeover Elia.

Post-makeover Elia. I am worried she might be a clone of her mother.

Child!Arianne made over.

Child!Trystane made over. I don't care what anyone else thinks, I love him better.

Cutie!

Lindsay got a make-over because I love that hair.

Elia is not getting +2000 for tickling, she just learned to talk.

Note: Arianne is in the bathroom, getting out of the shower-

She is NOT in anyway preventing Elia from playing with the Rabbit Head.

Someone is taking after their mother.

This picture proves that the 45 degree sink is useable. Now if only everyone in the house would stop bitching that they can't get to it.

Trystane: Red hands, Da?
Edric: You're not Arianne!
Lindsay: Outcasting the child! ++

That is what he says when I tell him he has to interact with his son.

First Day of School SPAM!

/spam

Now that Arianne is at school, Elia will play with Rabbit Head sans bitching.

Quentyn is not antisocial. He's just not friendly.

I changed Lindsay back. She cheered for an hour.

Arianne: A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!!!! :D :D :D :D
Lindsay: If I punch her, will she go away?

One day she will out think a super computer, and then! then they will pay attention.

Lindsay: Good Job, on that A+ you brought home 3 hours ago!

I now Present the Reed Children Hobbies:

1. Reading the newspaper, instead of playing video games.

2. Evaluate the artistic value of the curtain rod.

3. Paint.... alone.

4. Play chess... alone.
THese children aren't gifted... they're "special."

Elia: Feed me, Mommy! I'm starving!

Lindsay: Ok, I'll get you a bottle!
Elia: A bottle!?!

++ BFF!

New Default Eyes. Bruno's Seasons Eyes Defaulted by mikisnotlegacy.

This is NOT OK! Lindsay, I demand you stop smiling like that!

The cuteness it eats my face.

FIRED!
FAIL, Edric, FAIL!

How to Bond with your Son: A Mini Picture Book

Basically: they're getting up there.

She is waiting for the inheritance.

But, hey, she makes a great nanny.

Old people need love too!

Of course, wash the BABY after sex.

o.o!! Autonomous love to Trystane! Too bad he is sleeping...

Virginia: You can take your gold watch and shove it!

Quentyn: Basically I am never coming in again, but pay me anyway.
I let the old ones retire.

Walking!

I found Loreza gardening. I think it is the sweetest thing that she is taking care of her parents house.

...So I installed Primp Fix...

Well, perhaps the flies and putrid fumes were a sign.

Quentyn: Don't touch me, you dirty gold digger.

Lindsay: You know what, sometimes, you're a little crazy.
Says the pot to the kettle.

SEE?

Birthday!

She is quite cute!

She grew up well, and shocked.

I can't decide if their noses are the same.

Oh shut it Trystane. I still like boys better than girls.

Edric: You can't be serious! He can't be my son!

OH NO DEATH!
... I hope you know, Death, you're cleaning that up if it stains anything.

Bye Virginia. You weren't that interesting, but your genes mixed GREAT with Quentyn, and he loved you.

Can you pick what is missing?

Apparently, Elia, is too good to mourn.

Death: Basically, you come, or I take this pretty one, right here.

Virginia: So long as there is booze...

Death: Great to have you here, kid. Go on ahead, I'll catch up.

Death: I'm not very good at these things. Sorry about your loss. Have an urn.

Platinum death.

;.; I love you Virginia!

Quentyn couldn't even get through a piece of birthday cake!

Elia Post-Makeover.

Arianne: Judge, jury, and executioner.

*vomits*

Arianne and Trystane: That was a great game! *cries* +++
It is like bonding on Oprah.

So... Elia is a bit hyperactive.

That is pretty sad.

I'm not sure if this has anything to do with how they feel about her death, but...

At least they're bonding.

Lindsay's dream man is Mitchell O'Rourke, whom she's never even met, ever.

Elia frequently goes around disliking her sister.

Quentyn: If you win, I'll give you money when I die.

Quentyn: Oh look, Your mommy is kissing a man that's not your daddy!

Elia: WTF, Grandpa. That's not even funny!

Quentyn: Keep this our little secret and I'll buy you a toy.

You know how you see paintings in galleries that were bought for thousands of dollars, and all you can think is "My five year old could do that?" Well that went for like $343.

Return of the MERGED SEAT!

ON NO!

Just kidding, it was food poisoning.

Dammit Lindsay!
I just love that everyone but Lindsay is ignoring it.

Trystane: There is no way in hell I am going to interact with her. I don't care how low my social bar is.

Youngest Child. First to Max a skill. I am pretty sure you are made of awesome Elia.

Well... except for that little habit.

No one likes Arianne except for her parents and grandparents.

She is showing off in her parents bathroom...

but Edric can see through walls, so it is ok.

w00t Arianne.

Edric is going to smack a bitch with that children's book.

>.< NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Quentyn: Back the fuck up, Publisher's Clearing House!

Quentyn: Oh you're death!

Quentyn: Basically, I was waiting for the booze.

One last look, because I'ma miss you, Quentyn.

Edric: S'up in heeereee!?!

Edric: Sorry! Didn't know anyone was dying in here!

Elia woke up to cry.

Apparently he is one fast cookie.

The Reed Legacy 3.1

Thu, 27 Dec 2007 11:09:24 GMT

On the LAST Installment of The REED Legacy: They moved into a new house. Loreza came back from college to reach the top of the journalism career. Edric and Lindsay got married. Lindsay went into labour and twisted its little neck. We now return you to the program:

The neck problems never end with this one! Look at that, does she even HAVE a neck?

There is something funny about this picture. Let us look closer:

Edric, could you at LEAST put the PSP down when holding your first born?

Oh and in case you though Lindsay was being a good family sim and NOT dropping the baby on the floor:

Here is the reason she handed off Baby #1.

Baby #2!

Baby #1: Girl. Name: Arianne. Skin: Dad's. Eyes: Dad's. Eyebrow's: Ma's.

Baby #2: Boy. Name: Trystane. Skin: Mum's. Eyes: Dad's. Eyebrow's: Grandma's.

This MAY look like Quentyn is being a good Grandpa, however,

He is really just ditching Trystane on the floor, surrounded by dirty bottles, to go to work.

I like the kids to be close in age.

As ever, Lindsay is the height of class.

And now I present "Intelligence Theatre!"

Lindsay: Hey! I'm hungry!

*Reads Newspaper*

Lindsay: Like starving so bad I could eat my hand!

*feeds baby*

*Puts baby in front of fridge and then bitches baby is in front of fridge*

*Gets stabbed in back by husband for being a whiney idiot*

I hope you have enjoyed this evening's production.

Loreza greets George Roehrs, who happens to be standing at the mail box. You may not know this, but George is the finest piece of man candy in Pleasantview.

Virginia begins her nightly routine of stalking the hall portraits.

Finest Piece of MAN CANDY!

Quentyn is actually not that bad for someone who ignored the general care of his own children.

So Edric mimics him.

Edric: Why is it crying? I fed it?

Edric is a laid back kind of dad.

Lindsay is a hot mom.

Stupid, hot mom.

Annoying, stupid, hot mom.

Edric is the second sim dad I've had do this. The first time I thought it was a glitch because Renly was totally holding the baby when I said Do something! But Edric picked Trystane up AFTER I told him to squabble with the mirror!

FIERCLEY annoying, stupid, hot mom.

Quentyn: I hate this whole world and everyone in it!

Dear internet: I hate this whole world, I think sometimes thinks would have been better If I'd never been born! ;.; QT

Loreza: Hey what's up, Brother's Wife!?

Lindsay: Another babY! :o

Loreza: If that whore is popping out another one, I'm oughttta here.

And so it is with a sad heart that we send Loreza off to live on her own.

I decided to put the NOT!heir portraits in the nursery. You know, as inspiration.

It's cute how senile old people are.

Edric isn't going outside in the cold, but at least he got the general area his sister's in.

Good Bye Loreza! We will see you again, I am sure!

How to celebrate your sister moving out!

Quentyn was stuck like that for an hour before I had someone rescue him. :D

Edric dreams of ME!

Autonomous baby caring:

Dear Beth, do you and your husband not realize you are mortal? Sincerely, Pie-Menu-Controller.

And now I present the fundamental difference between Edric and Lindsay:

Edric: I am starving!

*prepares food to eat.*

Loreza: I'm pretty smart. I realize I left the house with all the high end items.

She proceeds to come over near daily so she can jam out.

Oh BTW, BIRTHDAY!

Trystane: Pre-makeover. Where'd those HUGE ears come from?

But, even though, everyone loves Arianne more, Virginia gives Trystane big loves!

Lindsay: Christ, there's another one!?

Lindsay: *groan* I'm sick of the baby tossing!

Lindsay FINALLY picks Arianne up.

And she explodes!

Arianee: Pre-makeover.

Virginia chases down Arianne for her birthday hugz!

Pop^Pop!

Arianne: Post-makeover. Is super adorable.

Trystane: Post-makeover. Is also super adorable.

Arianne, is pretty aggressive.

Trystane may seem like he gets lots of love, but generally he is ignored and is 10 or 20 points behind Arianne in ALL relationships.

What the HELL! Death, SHOO, you're not invited!

OIC. The first fire... the first death... Kinda a handful aren't we, Linds?

Edric is not willing to let her go that easily!

Oh by all means, Quentyn, don't mind the DEAD BODY!

Edric: I don't wanna be a single dad! You don't know what it's like out there!

Death: Calm down, ya pussy.

Quentyn is the epitome of care and concern.

Death: This is her soul.

Death: Pick a hand.

Edric: w00t! In your face!

Edric: Smack a bitch up yo! And give 'er back!

Creeeepy.

She's WHOLE!

Lindsay: Thanks for saving me from death! How about a hearty handshake?

Seriously, he better get more than a friendly hug, if you die again.

Edric: So basically, I'd appreciate you not stepping over my dead wife next time. We are BFF you know.

Lindsay: EXCUSE ME!

Edric: WHy'd I save her? What noisy person!

Teh PAINZ!

It looks as though she's about to pull her stomach open!

OMFG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Edric: If I Can't see it, it is not happening.

A star is born! (Just one, despite her gianormous belly!)

Kissey Kissey. I wonder if she knows how close to death she was.

Baby #3: Girl. Name: Elia. Skin: Mom's. Eyes: Mom's/Grandma's. Eyebrows: Ma's.

Lindsay should lay off the drugs.

Or at least not share them with Quentyn.

Edric: WTF! Like I want another baby!

Lindsay: *sleep with husband whom I love and have 3 kids with* -aspiration 500

I present the difference between Arianne and Trystane in ONE photo! I might not have relationship bars with my sims, but if I did, Trystane would be higher than Arianne.

Yeah, I'd mkae that face if I had to wear that outfit too.

Lindsay: So, the moral is, pass your college classes and you too could marry into a rich family.

If I'd put effort into the backgroud, this would've been a good picture. OR better picture.

Quentyn is the only sim in the house that doesn't endlessly feed the babies.

Despite how he was taught, Edric is not obsessed with getting the children to say his name.

*DIESOFTHECUTENESS*

Heir Portrait!

Quentyn: Listen, don't break the flippin toilet, ok? I've had this conversation with everyone. Just don't do it!

Arianne: Read to me, daddy!
Betcha wish you didn't teach her to talk, now.

Lindsay teaches Trystane to talk.

Virginia: *pees* +aspiration 1000!

Trystane walks.

Quentyn: My Lord, random dude! YOu look good enough to GARDEN!

Townie: Thank you, I feel good enough to garden your whole yard!

Arianne gets the walks.

Edric: And let me tell you another thing! Sports suck!
Uh, that might not be the best way to get a promotion. If you know what I mean.

She rolls.

W2G!

The difference between the twins in TWO pictures! How all the adults/elders can like her best baffles me.

Someone is proud of himself!

LTW Acheived!

*creepy stalker shot* FTW!!!

Oh! It looks like we have a couple BIRTHDAYS!

NEXT TIME! Birthdays! And MORE!

Oh the woe is me!

Wed, 19 Dec 2007 21:04:02 GMT

I am very busy, but I reached the end of the semester and have MANY (say all Gen 3 and a new Legacy) waiting so... expect much Christmas updating.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:51:28 GMT

I come bearing Thanksgiving Gifts!

For Thanksgiving I have updated all of the CC fridges I have. They are now Seasons ready. However, I did it when I already had BV installed, so I'm sorry but you may need it, you may not. IDK. Someone without BV could try them and let me know... if you want. I have tested them all in my game and they all work.

Get Them Here!

Top Row: Amel - Versio; Holy Simoly - Tranquility; Amel - So Sweet; Amel - Smart Fridge; Murano - Mono.
Middle Row: Amel - Lilly; Jasmine - Kitchen 1; DH - Millenium Mini (need UNI); ? - Apple Kitchen; 4ESF - Kitchen 7.
Bottom Row: 4ESF - Kitchen 6; 4ESF - Kitchen 5; 4ESF - Kitchen 4.

Attention: It is not my intention to PEEVE off any creators, but seriously, if you weren't going to update them, SOMEONE had to do it!

If you DL let me know! I am curious if anyone else really even wanted them.

The Reed Legacy 2.5

Thu, 22 Nov 2007 07:06:42 GMT

Last TIME: Edric was declared heir over Loreza. Edric found a womb in Lindsay Pai. Loreza and Edric graduated from college.

Here is Edric after his make-over. If it weren't for the burning need to change their looks whenever they age; he really only needed a new outfit. That roman hair! RAWR!

About this time I moved them into the house built by simplicist.

Quentyn: And these God Darned Lady Bugs, keeping the crop eating pests away, what fun is that?

Virginia: Now that we're old, we need our eyes checked, right?

And so begins the Elder tradition of walking up the hallway and viewing every portrait on the wall until falling into needs failure.

Wow! Edric doesn't read smut!!!

Lindsay is moved in, because babiez please?

She brings 3000 or so in moneies and all the spring pallete you can handle!

Oh, and the hawts!

Lindsay Pai
Family: Marry off 6 Children (haha!)

6 Neat
3 Shy
6 Active
4 Serious
6 Nice

Turn ons: Fit with Jewlery
Turn off: Vampires

Why yes, I did change her Turn Ons and Offs, why do you ask?

Do you see this? They have a conversation. It is only important because somewhere down the road I am going to check one of their memories and see they've only just met each other... like when I'm 2/3 done Gen 3.

Quentyn: When you break the toilet, I have to fix it because I am the only one with 1337 /\/\3[|-| skillz.
Virginia: *has the intelligence to be ashamed*

Virginia: Oh Christ! My Osteoporidic Humerous!

It was exactly -here- I began to fear for Lindsay's intelligence.

Then again I suppose she'll fit right in.

Edric: Bring It ON, Old Lady! I mean, Mom.

And we all share a hearty giggle.

Yes, I fear my worry is justified. She sat there thinking about food, watching the food channel, while her hunger bar dropped lower and lower.

Quentyn: There is something different here...
I will give you a hint, it all started when you moved into a new house.

Edric on his first day of work! Go bring home the bacon!

I hope talking to Chase was worth it.

Fail.

Oh, and being his future daughter-in-law? Does not stop the whole pick on friends of children thing.

I assume until you are related by blood, it is just all the same thing to Quentyn.

I think this is the single best photo I have ever taken.

She is the only sim in the house that even bothers with the computer.

It is ok, bb, it is only natural to throw up in the back of your throat when you see the drivers.

This is the first time I have used any skating rink.

Lindsay is more hardcore than you.

Edric: If anyone saw that my life is over!

Hai Vamps!

Dude, you're already bought and paid for, stop trying to hock the wares.

I call this: Fail on Wood.

They got sent home because they would not twirl together. Don't play cutesy now, it is too late!

Lindsay: >:( You are a dirty dirty old man! +++

Did I mention that Edric refuses to stay more than half a split second on the treadmill, so he must get body points through swimming and yoga - which he fails at.

Sexy Time!

Elders get touchy time, and Quentyn proves that after 30 years of marriage V finally lets him grab some booty.

Haha! Edric is already out! Typical guy.

It is about that point I realizedd Lindsay is out too, she just sleeps with one eye open. She must realize she's in a Legacy house.

Elders get Sexy Time too!

Quentyn, this is -not- ok.
Quentyn: Bitch is using my toilet!

I do not find grabbing one's own crotch particularly attractive either.

Lindsay: SO HERE'S TO ALMA MATER.*
Quentyn: My ears, they bleed!
*my actual alma mater anthem.

Quentyn: There is no place in the world for you to ever do that again!

HEY! Edric's Work Friend! This is NOT Ok.
GTFO!

He must be thinking about kicking ugly puppies.

Virginia: And we used to have to twist the bunny ears...
Quentyn: Oh boy! Twisting Bunny Ears!

Loreza gets to come live at home for a little bit. Just to get her career off the ground. And so I can decide what to do with her.

Loreza: I would not be hugging her if she were Dad.

Here is ~~Baby Tyra~~ Loreza after her makeover.

Quentyn: Let me tell you something about your mother, who could not possibly hear this.

Quentyn: Her house got broken into, and nothing was stolen because the cop took the robber away.

Loreza: <=O!!!

Loreza is pretty hot.

Lindsay: What? What the hell do you want?

I am sorry, Love. It is too late to sneak out the back while he is sleeping, you are in this for life.

Loreza is pretty awesome.

Virginia taking her turn in the hall of portraits.

I'm pretty sure no one made your butt get out of bed, missy!

Loreza: Your problem is you have a severe lack of Vitamin Sundae.

Heehee, she makes the connection better than any sim ever.

It is not polite to giggle at the table.

What is that thing and why is it awaiting Edric on the work bus?

She has a bed, I swear!

It was one of her wants when she got back from college. Journalism.

Quentyn: What a funny thing to say, Sir Hand.

~~Audrey~~ Lindsay's Wedding Makeover.

Everyone needs wedding pictures, and with a couple that awesome, who could resist?

Wedding Guests. Let us look closer.

Anastasia and Jeff Burb chat it up on the porch.

Jane Stachs is here, despite the fact I am a little worried she has a crush on Edric and will cause a scene.

TriVar Girl 1: Hello, there are four empty steps in front of me! I can't possibly go up them!

If only I'd sent Quentyn to college! You might be reading a completely different legacy.

Lindsay, we usually try to keep the whole "Shotgun Wedding" thing on the dl.

Jane: Hot Old Man! Sit on my lap and I will bottle feed you soda!

Just because it is too awesome not to have two pictures.

Dun Dun Dun Dun DUn DUn DUnDun Dun UDN DUh nUDNUDNudndun (Wedding March as rendered by Stephanie).

Lindsay: People! Sit down and shut up, or so help me god I will CUT YOU! I am serious =[
:D Family Sims.

I like weddings.

No glitched cake for you!

Edric: I love you so much, Honey.

Edric: When I first met Lindsay, I thought "Just another hottie in a sweatshirt dress" but then I got to know her, and I realized she is the perfect compliment to me, and I want to spend the rest of my life with this woman I love more than the sun or the stars. My best friend, my strongest love, My Wife.

Lindsay: Really? That is so sweet! BFF!

Later, she is rethinking the whole thing, when she walks by Virginia peeing with the door open.

Dun dun dun dun dununun dundun dun dun dun duun dunnanannanana POP Goes the Weasel!

Now that Loreza is here she gets all the repair jobs.

Virginia walks this hall all night long, staring at the one portrait and then moving on.

:O WIN!

Pop Two.

No offense, Edric, but I think she knows.

Lindsay: I hate the whole world!

Loreza makes the top of the Journalism career in about three days. Her awesome is made of awesome.

Why are you smiling like that?

OIC.

Lindsay: HOLY CHRIST A FIRE!

Lindsay: Surely I can ward it off with my wooden spoon!

This is not a hot fireMAN. I don't get hot fireMEN.

Virginia: When you break the toilet, your father yells at me...
Edric: *is probably singing Meow Mix Song in his head*

Lindsay: I just know this is related to him somehow...

Oh The Pain!

Edric: Oh my, well I do say!

Lindsay: It burns like burning!

Lindsay: Oh Christ I think it ripped!

OMFG! UR DOIN IT WRONG!

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Tune in next time! Generation Three! When we have babies, and probably some toddlers, maybe some children!!!

The Reed Legacy 2.4

Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:50:30 GMT

Holy goodness! I kept forgetting to update when I could and then I worked overnights last week! So without further delay:

Last time! Swyft died ;.; Quentyn achieved his lifetime want, but failed at everything else! Edric and Loreza were shipped off to college, where we join them NOW, at Academie le Tour:

Edric starts dorm life doing normal college things:

Making over dormies.

Wondering why they agree for the fifth time.

Listening to MP3s in inappropriate places.

Becoming a creeper.

Getting calls from children he hasn't seen since the first day of primary school.

Getting the Matchmaker to hook him up with fugs.

Eating Mac N' Cheese 12 times a day.

Playing pinball.

Walking around pissed off at nothing.

You know, normal, well adjusted, college behaviour.

HEY! GTFO Rage Townie!

-At this point Loreza arrives at college (yes those are his first five days, why?). But I missed getting a photo before I sent her for clothing... so!-

No one ASKED you Ben Long, as if you had room to talk!

You got what you deserved.

And so with new digs Loreza begins HER college life:

Bragging about how awesome she is.

Chatting online.

Watching invisible fish.

Thinking about her brother in the shower....

You know normal, well adjusted, sim stuff.

And now, what you have been waiting for! The run down!

Edric Reed
Popularity: Become Hall of Famer

10 Neat
8 Outgoing
9 Active
0 Serious
1 Grouchy

Turn ons: Black Hair and Logical
Turn off: Zombies

Loreza Reed
Romance: Have 20 Simultaneous Lovers

5 Neat
10 Outgoing
7 Active
0 Serious
9 Nice

Turn ons: Hardworkers and Undies
Turn off: Plantsims

As you can see genetically they are both clearly made of awesome. But only one can be heir! And I have the power to decide! Who will it be? Who?!

Edric!

I was not up to playing a Romance sim so early in the legacy or attempting her LTW. It pained me to pick between them though.

But! Now we have to go WOMB SHOPPING!

Lindsay Pai
Pro: Actually townie.
Con: Brown hair - lowers genetic diversity.

Tri-Var Girl 1
Pro: Cute as a bug, blonde hair, green eyes.
Con: Technically Playable.

Jane Stachs
Pro: Good relationship with Edric, adorable.
Con: Technically playable. Those cheeks might be tough to play out.

Tri-Var Girl #2
Pro: Blue eyes.
Con: Technically playable. Brown Hair. Loong face.

So technically, yes, they are playable, but I figure, if I don't play them (which I haven't and won't) they're technically just as good as townies.

And now presenting your womb for Gen 2!

L...

HEY! Stop that right this instant!

This isn't that kind of legacy!

Lindsay Pai!

They promptly begin the business of spousal abuse.

She is not moving in, he just autonomously hugged her and it shocked me!

First Kiss FTW

Lindsay, I think he is hot too, but I do not make fishy faces about it.

Edric: How could you? Why would you make me do this? It is so stupid!

Yes, I know, kissing hot women, bitch bitch bitch.

Edric: I know I made a scene about kissing you, but I'm into kinkier stuff!

Quentyn calls both of them everyday. Because ignoring your kids when they're home is awesome, but ignoring your young adults? Criminal Negligence.

I give up! Sim!cest it up!

Edric: I cannot perform miracles, but hopefully I can make it less painful to look at you.

WIN! She is 100x better. Not hot, but easier on the eyes.

Yes, because life is so hard for you...

Seriously, stop it, do an assignment or something.

Edric: You should make a cheer about me, because I am awesome.

Edric: God, you stink!
Dickson: I will cut you!

I vow to kill off that cow mascot.

Dickson: How DARE you eat MORE Mac N' Cheese!

I will make her playable so I can find the cruelest way possible.

Edric: Bitch don't poke me!

Blonde dormie, if you do not move before he needs to get up, I will group you with Cow Mascot.

What is dis?

BURN!

I do not even remember what started their hating each other, but Dickson is one of Loreza's love interests... so I think maybe Quentyn passed on the whole "hate friend's of relatives" gene.

Loreza doesn't mind their constant bickering.

Lindsay: Eh, You'd be hotter if you were in Undies.

Edric is always willing to go the extra mile.
LOL is it me or does he seem amused by what he sees?

Loreza is waiting to talk to the girl on the toilet. Loreza KNOWS she is in there!

This can only end in tears, sir!

Or be interrupted by a Contact call. That is Adam, Lindsay had such a good time with Edric, Adam thought he would have a good time with Edric too.

:D I do not think she cares.

She is autonomously reading, which wouldn't be interesting except...

She read until she almost peed herself. Luckily she booked it into the bathroom.

0.0 AUTONOMOUS DORMIE looove INTERACTIONS!

See this? This is Pong: Love Interest #2 getting Joy Buzzed by Eventually-Dead Cow Mascot. This. This is not flirting. This is not hugging, or kissing, this cannot be considered cheating.

Unless you're Loreza. The best part? Her memory? "Caught Cheryl Cheating" Liar! You have a 0/0 with Cheryl.

But it is ok, because she consoles herself by abandoning the ice cream to bathe in the sink.

Dickson was in the room when Loreza leaped into Pong's arms.

She thinks it is BS. So she follows Dickson to try and leap into HIS arms.

Pong: How COULD you, h0r?!?!?!?
Loreza: Get away from me with that fork!

Edric, what could you possibly know about Jeff Burb that is gossip worthy?

Edric is the patient type.

Jumped at the bookshelves.

Pong: Boo! Boo! Homewrecker!

I am pretty sure he has 8 body points at this point, so I don't know if I am impressed.

Haha! pwned!

Now I bet you think this is going to break the whole "hate outside relationships" Edric has going?

NOPE! Because getting along would just be too simple.

This is Calvin. Calvin must be a very neat sim. He gardens frequently. His genes are meh, but I may need to add him later.

Of course, Edric cleans toilets frequently, but he is already in this legacy. :D

Edric: Have I told you how awesome I am Mom's Eternally Young Friend?

MEYF: You are not awesome, no matter how much I used to stalk you.

Edric: You are just jealous because you are insecure with your OWN manhood!

Well I suppose eating chili just might make you stinky again...

Oddly enough, Edric gets along with Calvin.

Is that what they call it now-a-days? In my day we called it the hibbity dibbity.

So as we reach love interest #4 I am beginning to wonder if 20 isn't so tough with her. She's really nice and super-outgoing.

Now that Calvin has a relationship with Loreza, what will happen to his friendship with Edric?

OHNOS! Worse outcome for worse infringement?

Just kidding!

It was Dickson. (but that is Calvin's room.)

He never plays nice at catch. Not even one throw.

Loreza: *stares creepily*
Edric + :D

Coach, if you are not careful, someone will totally sue you.

Oh Edric, who will clean the bathroom stalls when you graduate?

Sure as hell, not Loreza.

Graduation! I throw the party simply for the costume! Summa Cum Laude!

Awe!

Virginia*: So, um, we should probably tell you we moved out of our house while you were at college.
*see end of post for Virginia's stats!

Just to make sure we're clear on it.

I asked what her want was, and she wanted to get Edric Engaged. So, SUPER happy!

Lindsay: You cannot take it away, no matter how crazy I become, ok?

Edric: Nothing going on here, just slumping.

I get the tinglies in a silly place

LOLZ. What WERE you thinking Maxis?

Bye, bb, we'll see you in five sim days!

Loreza is incharge of Portraits.

And making over the new dormie.

She had to write a term paper to pass the semester.

Blonde Dormie: So I hear you know about missiles...

I know he reeks, but you want to kiss him...

Jump to Loreza's graduation! Magna Cum Laude

When you're old you can Smustle in the bathroom and no one looks at you funny.

Loreza makes over HER replacement too!

Replacement is thinking twice about talking to Quentyn.

Loreza: Parties are fun!

Loreza: What the hell you mean there is a catch?

Twirl!

Loreza: I am whole!

Bye, Loreza, we will see you next time too!

OKies! So, Yay! Next time: The final GEN 2! Post!

And for those of you waiting:
Virginia (Fuchs) Reed
Knowledge: Become Mad Scientist

5 Neat
3 Shy
7 Active
3 Serious
7 Nice

Turn ons: Jewelry and Brown Hair
Turn off: Vampires

The Reed Legacy 2.3

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 06:25:26 GMT

Last times! Edric turned teen, Loreza went through childhood and you waited patiently THREE days to see her as a teen!

DREADS!
Loreza rolled Romance (OHNOS) with a LTW to have 20 Simultaneous Lovers (HA never gonna happen).

Pretty? y/n?

LTW ACHEIVED! How to celebrate?

Clothesline your daughter!

FAIL! John Burb found a secret lot map when HE dug in HIS yard...

FAIL!

FAIL! Seriously, Quentyn, the hell is wrong with you? It must have been that hand through the gut.

Self cleaning sink! Leaves only the fresh scent of pine.

Well I might be undecided if Teen!Edric is cute, but HE thinks he's hot stuff!

Virginia paints Loreza's Senior Portrait. Loreza gets hers first because SHE didn't have pimples. *ahem*ahem*EDRIC!

Swyft gets old, right as he got home from work.

Edric: Hippy.
Anastasia: Truman.

Quentyn: How dare you let water from the balloon I threw at you get on the floor!

He cleans it up anyway.

Quentyn uses his 10 cooking skill points to make ice cream and pizza.

Oh hey there Leonard! Stealing the paper, just 'cause? You know, I once killed a townie because they READ the paper. I'm not saying... I'm just saying.

Visitors: Oh Edric! *crowd*crowd*

Virginia suscribes to Quentyn's "Dish Washing is Priority" policy.

This one I just threw in because she is pretty!

Edric REFUSES to be on the tredmill for more than 1/2 a split second.

Edric:*Smashes Humerus*

Loreza: The Hell! It is a GAME. Don't you know how to play a game!?

Edric doesn't wanna hear that shit about his mom.

Virginia works on Edric's Senior Portrait.

Pizza?

Chewing Quentyn.

Because they are not sitting in front of two desks or anything...

He is either Serenading her with a song about adoption... or begging her for another kid?

W2G! Only like 9 or 11 days after your children.

Joy BUZZED! (Anastasia started the: Quentyn harrasses all his children's friends)

Quentn: Go back to your Mountain, hick!

... and somewhere a small child woke from its sleep crying, and an old lady went blind.

Right in the kisser! (You'd think he'd learn that it leaves a puddle, being that he is OCD about mopping them up...)

Edric takes up nogging Loreza as his favourite Not!Chess Hobby.

Swallowing Quentyn.

Showering Quentyn.

Smiling! Quentyn.

Shocked Quentyn.

All this Quentyn Spam can only mean one thing!

BIRTHDAY!

Quentyn: Oh God, my lower back! Went did it get so cricky?

Virginia grew up too.

Old Quentyn.

He's smiling cause he knows he is still hot.

Loreza: What the hell is wrong with you?
Edric: Listen, is it my fault you fell for it?

Arguing children makes V twitch.

It occurs to me that I never gave you her stats.... but I don't have them currently... so, either you'll wait longer, or you won't ever get them. She is a knowledge sim though, and she wants to be a Mad Scientist, but it didn't happen because Science refused to show up as a job, and then once Babies came, I forgot about it.

Edric just finished noogie-ing Jeff Burb.

-Side Note: Jeff and Anastasia Burb are the twins to John and the woman he comes with Burb. They are officially the King and Queen of Skilling. It takes them 0.0000001 seconds to gain skill points. They are also UBER popular, as everyone brings them home from school all the friggen time. You will see them probably 100 more times because of it. That is all.-

Quentyn is making sure his daughter is not anorexic.

Because I am fearfully negligent of my Romance Sims wants, I let Loreza call the matchmaker.

Loreza: Sometimes it feels like the great Pie Menu Controller in the sky, just ignores MY needs!

Matchmaker: Pay up and we can work something out.

Loreza: Oooo Shiny!

Sweety, don't thank the woman for taking your 5000 until you've seen what you're thanking her for.

I can deal with that.

Loreza: *grinds on leg* I can deal with it too.
They have a first kiss, but as it was the stupid tiny one with no hearts at the end of their date, I didn't get a picture of it. Didn't even know it counted until I tried to make her first kiss with someone else.

It is the Uni Trio: Cell Phone, PsP, and MP3 player.

You know what, Quentyn, I'm pretty curious about where he is sticking that too...

Ahh... of course.

And then Berjes (yes, that is his name) tries some civil conversation and Quentyn blows him off.

Shocking, huh? /pun

Old Quentyn is awesome.

Noogie (n): an aggressive poke or rub with the knuckles on another's head (etc.) as a gesture of affection or annoyance.

OMFG! NO! Edric! You stop that RIGHT NOW! And get out of that bed!

Even though it is only TOTALLY creepy that her SON told her, Virginia agrees that she is pretty hot.

Friendly hugs?

Again?

EVERYONE?!?!

Well it was nice while it lasted...

This can only mean ONE thing!

Edric: I'm outta he... I'm outta heeereeee.

Virginia must be going senile. It is Edric that is leaving, not Quentyn!

He is only going to Uni so we will see him again next time!

Quentyn: Oh you mean... he LEFT US?!?
Loreza: *comfort*comfort*
(I don't know why she did that. It is not like he didn't give Edric 100x more attention)

Here is Loreza's "Reading Next to Flowers" photo.
Artsy of me? y/y?

BV Townie: HAHA We should be in our undies!

Loreza didn't strip but she did read smut... so I dunno.

Swyft! That was not Quentyn's fault! YOU blocked her from getting to the bathroom!

Ever since Edric left, Quentyn has obsessed with Swyft.

Their portrait corner.

Quentyn: I'm gonna grab me some old lady ass!

Loreza gets her Uni Trio!

Well, at least she appears to be placing on the table!

Virginia, who basically ignores Swyft, decides to share in Quentyn's obsession.

Well, that really isn't new, considering she's pestered him since always.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?

SWYFT! NOOOooooooo!

Swyft looks like he's gonna claw a bitches motherfin robe.

Don't do it Swyft! It is peer pressure! ;.;
No picture of his grave. I did take a picture, but how sad?

This is the only time no one cheats.

Clean chess games make Quentyn angry!

Swyft's portrait is added to the portrait room.

If I had a dime for everytime my sims bitched about needing something that they were three inches from...

It is TIME!

Loreza: Umm... yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be going to college now...

You know what, Quentyn, I don't care that you ignored her, but you could try to look a little LESS excited that she is leaving.

It is a door, you open it, and then you can enter the cab. I promise.

Quentyn: The establishment sucks.
Virginia: *works for the establishment* -

Next time! COLLEGE! ANND an HEIR will be announced! Of course I know who it is, but I am not telling! :D

The Reed Legacy 2.2

Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:45:50 GMT

So, I noticed that I was calling Virginia Victoria ALL last update. Yeah I don't know what I was thinking. I do have a Victoria in the game though, and she is mildly important later in the Reed Gen 2.. so perhaps that is where it came from. So sorry Virginia!

Last Time: Edric grew from a baby to a toddler to a child, without any problems. Quentyn and Virginia had Loreza - who became a toddler. Virginia took Loreza to work, but both returned safely back in the house through some weird teleport method (just popped back into house once they were off the lot)...

Quentyn insists on teaching them to say his name(?head in a bubble) more frequently than any other sim I've ever had. Normally, it is "Toilet" "Bear" with Quentyn it is "Daddy" "Quentyn" "Father" "ME!"

This was a runner for the "teaser" picture. I call it "Contemplating Throwing the Bottle and Eating the Cat Food."

Edric's First Day of School!

Loreza caught Swyft! It is pay back for the stalking.

Swyft does not appreciate it.

XD Loreza crawled off and Swyft stayed like this for another sim hour!

Miss Nanny doesn't seem to realize who she is messing with...

Quentyn: You stupid hor! I have half a mind to...

Quenytn: Goodness, what is that intoxicating aroma?

Quentyn: ... fire your poking butt, right this instant!

Quentyn is so angry...

He shoves an old lady. I find it keeps the blood pressure down.

Report Card (second day of school btw).

Edric: A+ Sweet!

Now maybe it is because I am a clumsy person, but running with your arm held stiff straight in front of you seems like it would end in tragedy.

Quentyn looks like he is cheering, but he did this (glitchy?) thing where he looked ready to cheer a couple times, and then sorta decided against it. W2G

Edric celebrates by letting Loreza in on his joy.

Edric: Haha stupid baby.

Virginia actually finishes teaching her child a skill!

Lorez Reed: Bringing the Gansta Swag since 2007

I am just SURE she is imagining it is Edric's head.

Loreza: Punch you in the nose, you tease me again.

Stinky Quentyn.

Stupid Serious Sims, you HAVE a Video Game System. I don't want to hear no bitching about your fun bar!

Fit Quentyn.

o.0 Holy Goodness! Are... are you actually using the video game system you just HAD to have?

Um, Quentyn, I do not think trying to distract him with the Sex Talk will work.

Toddler passed out in the hall?
Point and Laugh!

Thus begins the all guests must crowd around Edric...

no matter why they are actually on the lot era.

Loreza: I'll make them all pay!

Please to grow up now?

Those are some fancy slippers...

It was here I was going to end...

but I decided these updates needed to be longer or I'd be on Gen 2 forever!

Pre-makeover Loreza.

Clean Quentyn.

Edric: I can't believe you looked.

Loreza: How's that again?
Edric: Nothing! Look back!

1 time = cute.
328942056871 times = EAT BEFORE THE SOCIAL WORKER TAKES YOU!

Edric: Screw this joint, I'm outta here.

<3

Edric: What was in that!?

What a world... what a world... what a world.

Swyft: *sniff*sniff* Not buying it.

Loreza Post-makeover. She is pretty, not as generic as her brother. I will keep my eye on her.

ILU!

Loreza: I don't see a pony, Daddy!

Quentyn Reed: Cheating Little Girls and Pregnant Women since 2007.

Swyft is looking crazy like my real cats that jump at the doors for no good reason!

Such Darling Angels!

You know, unless Edric is awake (Loreza actually is sweet).

The View From 1 Pleasantview Route

:D They live as close to the Sims 2 sign as they can! Heehee

Loreza skills on her own. Stu watches. It would be creepy except I <3 Stu!

The problems of one bathroom for four people.

What? What did you do that is worth Ta-da?

IS BIRFDAY TIEM!

Dammit Virginia!

Pre-makeover Edric. Edric is a Popularity Sim, who'd love nothing more than to become a Hall of Famer!

Post-makeover 1 Edric. I cannot decide if he is cute or not.

Loreza:ZOMGDADDY!

Loreza's First Day of School!

I do these pictures for ALL the chillen' in ma' 'hood.

Homework, Party for 1!

OMFGILU! <3

It is Swyft, because I realized I was not taking many pictures of Swyft.

Yeah, but I made you do that, so it doesn't count.

Loreza got an A+ (her second day, too).
Quentyn: This is so exciting!

Quentyn: I get to make the bed! *ignores daughter*
That's sweet of you Quentyn.

Virginia: WTF am I even in this one?
Yeah, not really, you go to work and come back... not that interesting.

I don't really think it is ok to gossip about your wife, to your mutual son.

Edric finds that disturbingly shocking!

HEY! The want is in YOUR panel! Don't pull that shy/too nice bullcrap, I know it is not true!

There! Was that so frellin hard?

Here is Quentyn greeting BJ the ~~Portent of Private School Acceptance DOooom~~ Headmaster.

Here is the family and Headmaster BJ eating a delicious Bass dinner made by our cooking skill level 10 Quentyn...

and here he is eating the Lobster prepared because he gave the bass a ZERO!!! You know what he gave the Lobster? A THREE! Screw YOU Headmaster of an Empty School because you never let a SINGLE kid from Pleasantview into your precious circle of NO ONE!

Quentyn takes out his frustration on the piano.

Here is the next Headmaster, whose name I can never recall, even though he is 100000000000x better than Headmaster Fellatio

Headmaster: Haha! Your hair amuses me! I wish I had hair!

Quentyn stalks pissily across the hallway in search of someone...

...to congratulate on boning him.

NERD!

... Pro-Government Anarchist?

I still cannot decide if he is cute or not!

Quentyn happily thinks we are all losers.

I love poses!

Loreza: I feel a special tingling!

I imagine it is like someone lighting firecrackers off on your back.

Will Loreza continue her Pretty streak!? WHAT will her Aspiration be? Will she continue to be ZOMGAWESOME in her skilling time? It is TIME and here she is!

Oh...

my...

Lord!

TUNE IN NEXT TIME! Saaame Bat Time! Same Bat Channel!

FYI on my playing style: Teens get played ALL through teenhood. Entry into Uni is staggered. I play through ALL of Uni (though usually on 3x). I do not use Life extendor on pets. We will see you next time!

The Reed Legacy 2.1

Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:57:17 GMT

Because I am ahead in the game, updates come pretty quickly, though I am trying to make them slightly apart. Also, they are going to start getting bigger. This one is about 60 images the next two which are ready (as far as editing goes) are about 100... so yes... it increases. But for now..

:D ENjoy.

Despite the last picture, Virginia does manage to find the crib.

Virginia: So, since I gave birth to your son, I think you owe me.
(p.s. The icon is for the fashion interest, which is what 99.99% of Sims in my Pleasantview are obsessed with.)

Autonomous breastfeed! Coolest Hack Ever.

Virginia GENTLY throws her son on the floor. But it is GENTLE!

I built them a pond because they all get the "FISH" want in Summer and Fall and it is easier than loading a community lot.

Heehee.

It is a TIME BOMB!

Edric is a little cutie (this is pre-makeover).

Edric instantly wins a place in my heart as the ONLY toddler EVER to be potty trained the VERY first time he was put on the potty!

Virginia: Holy freaking crap my child is a prodigy!

POP 1!

Edric (post-makeover) is so cute, and his daddy loves him, so much!

:D

Quentyn adopts Swyft back, now that they have a child and I will get to see the toddler cuddles!

Virginia: Oh god my kid is disgusting. +++

This set up you will be seeing frequently. I like pictures like this.

He may be gross, but she will still teach him to walk.

I love the look on her face. She's all "Christ that water looks hot, well in you go!"

Edric: Your silly antics amuse me not, disembodied rabbit head.

OH GOD SHE IS DEFORMED... aheh... Pop 2 :D

I find that I often get better at fishing while walking in the dark.

It is good to know that Quentyn, at least, has good sense.

And manages to finish teaching Edric how to walk.

The proof is in the picture.

What could possibly make Quentyn smile?

The tortured screams of another Sim... nice.

It is a girl! Loreza Reed. She has Quentyn's Hair, Virginia's eyes and skin tone.

Quentyn is happy about it.

Do you ever wonder what they actually mean? "Is it mine?"

Swyft stalks his prey...

But Quentyn snatches her up and cuddles her (My mean sim is a cuddle muffin. He is all Babiez r4 cuddlez!)

Hey Cory, I noticed you've got Loreza there... um... she is not yours!

Quentyn: You know me!

Birthday Time!

Here is another cute picture, you know, in case things change...

V's expression worries me.

Pre-makeover Edric

Post-makeover Edric. He is generic looking... Good Enough for Me :P

Thus begins the OMGChess! Obsession.

This picture is only here because Quentyn set a place for someone other than himself! Normally he will make a meal, set the platter down and grab a plate for just himself.

Hungry Smelly Baby on Floor? Play Red Hands!
(p.s. I always think it looks like V is stepping on Loreza)

He has one more nice point than his father, and cheats everyone.

If I had to throw a baby in the air, I might hold my breath too.

Baby Air Ballet!

Oh she's a little hottie.

It is here where you will notice, everyone gets a birthday makeover, NEED IT OR NO!

Playing chess alone often causes pain?
Edric: Oh God, please don't let me lose against myself!

Moment of truth comes, and Loreza is not as awesome as Edric, she requires almost all four days before becoming potty trained...

While her brother maxes out his Logic skill on his second day of childhood (only on the second day because he had to sleep).

Robber!

But Edric knows what is actually important.

COP wins! Not that anything had been taken yet, but still.

Edric: Robbery! Freakin' Sweet!

What is this, Take Your Daughter To Work Day?

Here it ends! Will Loreza be stuck in Congress for all eternity! Will Virginia's glitch cause the downfall of Reed Gen 2? Tune in Next Time, for THIS answer and MORE!

The Reed Legacy 1.1

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 02:26:02 GMT

Quentyn: Here I have a present for you!

Virginia: OMG A BOX! You got me a box!

She says yes, because she didn't really have a choice in the matter.

They celebrate in the usual manner.

You know, I don't think EVERY time should be worthy of fireworks.

I'm not saying you are, but I'd be lying if I said you weren't.

V after a make over. I didn't do much, just a little toning down on the lipstick.

They loves them some Leap Into Arms.

I just love this picture because I can imagine Quentyn and his "OMFG I JUST did this at WORK!"

If I had 5 of 10 creativity points, I'd sure be ashamed to come up with THAT.

Snow ANGEL Bride!

/wedding pic spam.

Quentyn: I am going to feed you cake!

Or just glitch... and get (accidently) deleted (I thought it was the cake!).

Quentyn: If you ever delete me again, I'm going to weasel my code through your whole game and and make sure you never sim again. No joke.

Quentyn: I wish Virginia could fly, then maybe I could look up out of the window and she would be there!

I could not help it. <3

I think the Fast Food outfit makes everyone look hot!

Pop 1

He has a TV, but Me Forbid one suggests he watches it for fun. It is CHESS or Nothing!

Virginia, hun, you couldn't put that on the table... inside, where you were standing, three seconds ago?

Pop 2. Also, Look at that NECK! That looks painful!

What can I say? Quentyn has flare! /pun

That is their baby room.

Quentyn: Look over there, Quick!

Virginia: OMFG, You're cheating against your pregnant wife!
Quentyn: I did nothing! My hands are here!

Oh hey look, I think she wants our attention.

Quentyn: Why did I have to get that promotion?

I just like this picture, Hello Gen 2, I am ready for you!

Good catch, V!

It is a boy! With Quentyn's Eyes and Hair, and a blend of skintones. His name his Edric.

Edric: Where are you going? Don't leave me with him!

Oh be quiet. He at least cares for you.

He is not even the one who left you one the floor, mere feet from your crib.

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Next time we start Gen 2 and almost double the update size. Thank you for "reading"!

The Reed Legacy 1.0

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:55:58 GMT

Quentyn Reed
Pleasure: Become Celebrity Chef
10 Neat
8 Outgoing
7 Actice
0 Serious
0 Grouchy

Turn Ons: Black Hair, Make-up
Turn Offs: Vampirism

I dislike Outgoing and Active Sims (seriously who has to eat that much) but I'm pretty fond of serious, mean, neat sims. Also, I actually forgot his turn ons and offs, but I'm 98% sure those were they.

This is his "Legacy Shack." You might be thinking "HEY The Hell? It has floors!" And it does, I cannot abide a 5x5 lot, so I gave him a 4x4. But it is ok.

Because I gave him a cat, so that Quentyn would have to spend some money on the cat and then life is fair. Here is my mean serious sim playing with a cat, repeatedly.

Note Quentyn filling up Swyft's food dish. This becomes important.

Note also that he does not fail! Way to cook, No Cooking Skill Points!

Meet the Greet Squad. It is full of playable hotness. Angela Pleasant and Charlotte Wheatley.

Oh, and Nicolii Roehrs, whom Quentyn has beef with because, you know, he showed up.

Quentyn: The bathroom is for washing dishes! It is not for going pee! So Shoo yourself!

He promply continued to bring in their dirty dishes while Nic used the toilet.

Later some random elder townie (Zoe Zarubin, I think) called him up and invited him downtown. I was game. He only has 35 simoleons left, and Culinary was not in the paper, so I need me some hot rich baby maker.

He promplty finds the light on the second floor and barfs a little in the back of his throat. He is just jealous because I forgot to give him any lights at home.

Once he has been disgusted with all the lights, he decided to sing. I do not remember my ears bleeding, so he must have been ok.

I just like how creepy he looks, The Orange Arm is the person who invited him. She will steal his drink as soon as the bar tender puts it down, but then he didn't have to pay for it, so it was cool.

Or not.

Despite the lack of finding someone, he had to go home to sleep. But his job was still not there, so he got sent back downtown the next day.

Two out of four men agree: that chick = Do not Want

Quentyn: Screw this having to be nice. I will just become a plant sim and spawn another little me!
Don't be silly, you will do nothing of the sort.

I took lots of pictures of relatively pretty townies, but instead here is a picture of Quentyn meeting Virginia Fuchs (teehee). She will become important later.

Here is Swyft (can I get a what!what! from all my David the Gnome HOMIES). Notice how Swyft is standing in front of a completely FULL food dish.

This is Some Cop. Notice Some Cop is lecturing Quenytn on not feeding Swyft.

This is Quentyn crying because his only friend is being taken away. Any questions?

Because Swyft had been trained and even knew a command, he was 2000, which Quentyn did not have. So he invited Virginia over.

You know what V? It does not matter, because you will make me hot sim heirs with Quentyn, despite your warped sense of attraction.

Well, that pretty much seals the deal. :D

Do not be fooled because he appears to want to smack a bitch, they are having a pleasant conversation.

This is just a picture of the HAWT!

He invited Virginia on a date and she said YES! Despite the fact she rejects almost every social and he complains when I tell him to do anything besides Chat and Gossip.

This is the slow dance, you will notice they are all must be 6" apart! Virginia has the want currently to move hands down, but she will not let him do it to her.

This is after V, was all "You do not care about my needs!" I do not remember why the old dude is crying, I only remember that Quentyn did it and then laughed.

Oh HEY Virginia, you know, a DJ booth, or Pirate Ship might have gone a little further, but thank you for the gesture.

So, Quentyn invited her to live with him. She only brought 16,000 (well and some change), and had a rug and a... something else, equally sucky, in her inventory.

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I actually am on Gen 3 in game, so hopefully I can keep updates going in a timely manner. We shall see though. Thank you all for reading!

Welcome to The Desperate Pixel Lives

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:11:35 GMT

It is a play on the title of a show!

Here is where you will find my Sims 2 BS. Right now I am going to be doing Legacy... or as close as I can make myself come to doing a legacy. I do not follow rules very well, and I most certainly don't keep "score." I mean, if I wanted points I'd play a sports game. I will warn, however, that in time, I might start to just put up Legacy style posts of my non-legacy houses. Mostly because I love them, probably more than I should.

I hope you enjoy what is to come, as I enjoy (so very much) reading others' Sims 2 posts.

Thank you very much!